Top Three Stupid Things I Said This Weekend:

1. To co-worker: “No, we weren’t playing Texas Hold ‘Em… we played that game where you start with two cards and they lay down three more on the table and you make the best hand from the five.”


2. To Blind Date: “So, what’s Baltimore known for, besides the Eagles, of course?”


3. To Mom, regarding our friends going to watch their son in the Olympics: “I can’t believe they could afford that! Tickets to Japan are not cheap.”

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11 thoughts on “Top Three Stupid Things I Said This Weekend:

  1. I’m going to be pretty busy the next week because I’m babysitting five kids!  But the three year old can go out with me during the day so if you want to know what it feels like to go to lunch with a single mom give me a ring 🙂

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