“Let’s think of more ways to make short girls look even shorter.”
god #1 said, “Let there be lorts!”
god #2 said, “Ha! I can do better than that – let there be gauchos! They’re a tease to guys and on short girls, they look even more ridiculous with long boots.”
god #3 said, “Wait, what about super long shirts, too? The kind that tastefully hide love handles on tall girls but hide the entire bodies of short girls so they’ll just look like bowling pins with feet!”
and god #4 said, “Down with cute wedge heels – let’s make flats all the rage! And just for fun, let’s make them resemble what misguided dorky little girls wore in the early 90s.”
Moral of the story: when it comes to current fashions, short girls can’t win. Good thing I’ve never been too fashion savvy anyhow.